Palpatine (True ver)

Inspired by this fic specifically

219 Sing ‘Pal-pal-palpatine, Senate’s greatest love machine’.

With regards to Boney M.


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There lived a certain man from Naboo long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a Sithly glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Midrim chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Sith Code like a Master Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire

Pal pal Palpatine Lover of the Galaxy There was a cat that really was gone Pal pal Palpatine Senate's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Senate land and never mind the GAR But the rhetoric he yelled really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the stars he was no wheeler dealer Though they'd heard the things he'd done They believed he was a helpful teacher Who'd help the chosen one

Pal pal Palpatine Lover of the Galaxy There was a cat that really was gone Pal pal Palpatine Senate's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder

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“This man's just got to go”, declared his enemies But the ladies begged, “Don't you try to do it, please” No doubt this Palpatine had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of moral standing Set a trap, they're not to blame “Come to visit us”, they kept demanding And he really came

Pal pal Palpatine Lover of the Galaxy They put some poison into his wine Pal pal Palpatine Senate's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, “I feel fine”

Pal pal Palpatine Lover of the Galaxy They didn't quit, they wanted his head Pal pal Palpatine Senate's greatest love machine Won't stop 'til all jedi were dead

Oh, those Jedi